This is my personal blog, on which I talk about a variety of topics purely as they catch my fancy. Some topics are serious, others whimsical. I love comments and questions so don't be shy, just courteous, even if you don't agree with me. I have another blog, The Story Template, on which I post writing-related topics on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Let's see, a bit about me... I'm married with two children, and spend much time taking care of our family. In my life BC (before children) I was a scientist who did bench research. I am a Christian who came to faith under protest through studying the historic circumstances surrounding the death of Jesus. I've written one novel, A Lever Long Enough, that I'm honored to say has won two awards. I also have written a nonfiction book, The Story Template: Conquer Writer's Block Using the Universal Structure of Story. This book is a programmed learner-type book that helps you, the writer, develop a complete compelling story (novel or screenplay) from a vague idea.

YOU CAN CONTACT ME at amydeardon at yahoo dot com.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Exam Questions

These answers may not have been what the teacher was looking for, but I can't find fault with them :-)


Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? --> His last one.

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? --> At the bottom of the page.

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? --> Liquid.

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? --> Marriage.

Q5. What is the main reason for failure? --> Exams.

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? --> Lunch & dinner.

Q7. What looks like half an apple? --> The other half.

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? --> It will simply become wet.

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping? --> No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? --> You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have? --> Very large hands.

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? --> No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? --> Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

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